Perpetual Disappointments Diary

The downbeat weekly journal for pessimists, stoics and losers everywhere. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please') plus advice for surviving Even Worse Case Scenarios (surviving an elephant stampede while running into an ex). Fill an idle moment with a Boring Crossword, and overcome creative blocks using Bleak Strategies. This diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.